Random Schizophrenic Rambling

down-low-too-slow: oh my god

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:36:47 -0400

oh my god

im-alex-s: prettyfkedup: saneininsane: buttships-were-meant-2s...

Mon, 20 May 2013 04:48:44 -0400

prettyfkedup:

saneininsane:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

i always need to reblog this

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what a stealthy queen

berwaldvainamoinen: ***

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:02:16 -0400

berwaldvainamoinen:

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helens78: zillah975: goldenorbrokenorlost: jacobtheloofah: bu...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:49:49 -0400

helens78:

zillah975:

goldenorbrokenorlost:

jacobtheloofah:

butterfly-zombie:

meow—lex:

proletarianinstinct:

batlesbo:

airspaniel:

This is literally breathtaking.

My friend just sent this to me… wow. Watch until the end.

Jesus Christ

Nothing makes sense anymore

holy shit.

Oh my god.

Wow. Wow.

Wow. I literally have tears in my eyes, that was spectacular.

This exact act was part of Amaluna when I went to see it earlier this year, and I swear, I have never heard an audience so quiet in my LIFE. I remember thinking at the time, too, that I had never imagined an audience holding its collective breath to see if someone could keep a stack of things balanced that way before, but the audience reactions were very much like the ones in this video. It was amazing.

tac0-heaven: r3tina: r3tina: This is me. I’m not very fond of...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:53:10 -0400

tac0-heaven:

r3tina:

r3tina:

This is me. I’m not very fond of my looks but I still keep going. I have no hair. I have alopecia, I don’t get facial hair, eyebrows, eyelashes, hair. It’s been a living hell growing up with this. Everyday I come home and cry. People tell me I’m worthless, my life has no meaning. I’m a waste of skin. Everyday. I keep fighting and fighting. I don’t have perfect eyes. I don’t have perfect thighs. I have flaws. You all do too. You don’t have to bring out mine just because they are more noticeable. If you took the time to read this, you care. I love you.

If this reaches 1000 notes im going to cry legit.

you’re beautiful.

annoyingtwink: yahooyahoahohohowhow ahow abhow abohow abouhow abouthow about nhow about no

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:52:16 -0400

annoyingtwink:

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nuitcorbeau: Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:48:28 -0400

nuitcorbeau:

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.

gorilllas: when the teacher says you don’t have to work in groups

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:02:43 -0400

gorilllas:

when the teacher says you don’t have to work in groups

♥♥♥

Sun, 19 May 2013 06:01:18 -0400

♥♥♥

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:02:07 -0400

Just a casual reminder that sometimes Hima is lazy too.

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:02:54 -0400

runawaygenemod:

bonehatter: This is the sassiest fucking dashboard set up I’ve...

Sat, 18 May 2013 06:01:21 -0400

bonehatter:

This is the sassiest fucking dashboard set up I’ve seen in my entire life.

tyleroakley: buzzfeed: George Takei responds to “traditional”...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:30:11 -0400

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.

George Takei is flawfree.

not-so-russian-doll: I like this guy.

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:01:53 -0400

not-so-russian-doll:

I like this guy.

stuckasleep: an incredibly important photoset

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:02:33 -0400

stuckasleep:

an incredibly important photoset

cokekitty: element-alchemist: bedroom—hymns: clusterphoque: do you ever get weirded out by the...

Fri, 17 May 2013 06:01:42 -0400

cokekitty:

element-alchemist:

bedroom—hymns:

clusterphoque:

do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep people who have a lot more to them than you ever actually even think about

"Imagine if schools of criminal justice allowed you to major in sexual assault prevention and..."

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:02:12 -0400

“

Imagine if schools of criminal justice allowed you to major in sexual assault prevention and prosecution. Imagine these programs were incredibly well run, so you’d learn both how to shoot a gun and run a sting, and how to get survivors the services they need. I’m sure more women would sign up. Imagine that all kinds of female officers with degrees in this, and excellent physical training, were embedded in military units, hanging out at bars, talking their way into fraternity parties, and jogging alone.

Imagine an officer, dressed in a sparkly top, gets onto a car with a real nice guy. Sometimes, this will go just fine. The FTA hasn’t wasted its time when its agents ride on a plane and no terrorists strike. That’s fine! That’s a day’s work well done.

But sometimes, something will happen. And of course the officer is wearing a wire, so we’ll have it on tape when she expresses a clear lack of consent and some guy makes his move. And maybe she’s packing a gun, or maybe she sends a signal that brings in backup. Cops swarm the car and the guy is all like, “This was a setup!” And society is like, “Yes! A setup for catching rapists before they strike!”

The value of stings is also, of course, their deterrent effect. Imagine a world in which a potential rapist first has to worry about whether you might be a cop. Rapists would be constantly looking over their shoulders. Because they’re the ones who should be.

”

- http://www.thegloss.com/2013/04/02/culture/i-have-a-new-idea-for-how-to-reduce-rape/#ixzz2PSWB4pnM

Law enforcement should set up Stings to catch rapists the way they do for other crimes

(via kittensandskeletons)

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:02:50 -0400

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

nanxaimer: You can pinpoint the second she thinks, ‘Okay time to fuck with these people’

Thu, 16 May 2013 06:01:24 -0400

nanxaimer:

You can pinpoint the second she thinks, ‘Okay time to fuck with these people’

readingwench: jessiphia: Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:02:04 -0400

readingwench:

jessiphia:

Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced

it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality.

if you think otherwise grow up

SO MANY PEOPLE TO SHOW THIS TO IT ACTUALLY HURTS ME